I offer a money back guarantee with all our comedy  telegrams…no laughter no charge…you cant lose!

Singing telegrams and Comedy telegrams are great for Birthdays, Anniversary, Hens-party/Stag-party, Farewells, Saying I love you, Asking forgiveness, work promotions, Congratulations, Graduations, Marriage proposals, Wedding Day messages, or just to say Thank you:....If you can think of anything else; let us know!

With our expertise, professional performers and dedication to presenting the funniest yet heart felt telegrams; the occasion will always be a high light to be remembered by all.

I send you a question sheet, you fill it out (with all the funny things you can think of) and I write a personalised telegram that will spark up memories and give the crowd a huge laugh never to be forgotten.

After any telegram the celebrated victim feels great as the entertainer reinforces how much they are loved and admired by all their friends and family attending.

That’s what makes Singing telegrams and comedy telegrams the best!

Choose any of our Characters or suggest something yourself.

Stand up comedy telegram with Italian Romano Zucchini

 Always a crowd pleaser, great interactive comedy routine and telegram.

National and international Comedian Romano comes along and presents a hilarious comedy routine, filled with innuendo and audience participation. The receiver of the telegram gets to choose who partakes in the antics (this makes them feel extra special).

Butt the Butler

They wont know what has hit them when Butt comes in the door. Butt can also be hired out for the night and will perform a side splitting show, audience games and one of our famous telegrams…ad some class with your very own (creepy) butler

Rocky Horror telegram

One of our most popular is Frankenfurter (from the Rocky Horror Show). Frank comes along with his big whip.  The look on the “victims” face will be priceless!

He’s just a sweet transvestite. Hire him for your Mucho boyfriend…or uncle if you want to see fear on their faces.

For Hens parties Frank fits the spot, the girls will love playing the blow dart game; but WHAT WILL BE THE TARGET???

 If they’re a Rocky Horror Fan; Franks your man…

How about the French Maid Marie-Louise or Italian Opera singer, Luciana Wannabonkalotta?

Austin Powers Groovy Baby Telegram

If you’re after that shagadelic experience call on the king of cool; Austin Powers.

He will leave the crowd screaming “Yeah baby Yeah”!

Hens Parties and Hens Nights

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Hens Party with Romano

 I have a special Hens party show/telegram that gets the ladies going with adult games that will leave them in hysterics laughing. The girls love the very smooth Italian stallion (and he’s funny too!)

If you are having any type of party, this would have to be the one to leave a great memory for the victim and all those attending; every one likes to be entertained and laugh.

Where else can you get a comedy show performed by a comedian and telegram at the venue of your choice?

Hens nights With Butt the Butler

The most requested for Hens parties is Butt the Butler, who comes along and gets the party pumping. The master has sent him to keep everybody happy, relaxed and amused; with crazy comedy, hilarious props and Swedish massage.

Butt also performs an amazing comedy magic routine, cheeky adult games and reads out a great comedy telegram from info supplied from the victims friends..

This is great if the girls are wanting something funny, cheeky and well done. They will talk about it for ages

Rocky Horror Hens nite with Frankenfurter

For Hens parties Frank fits the spot, the girls will love playing the blow dart game; but WHAT WILL BE THE TARGET???

 If they’re a Rocky Horror Fan; Franks your man…

The Aunties and Grandmas sure get a thrill with this one…they blush but never look away.

Stag parties

If he’s been a bad boy, he’s bound to need a good spanking by our very popular Donna Matrix, or have his doldrums dusted away by the French Maid. If you really want to scare him straight….send in Frankenfurter

If these don’t light ya flame, Ive got others to play ya game!

All characters are available for any telegram

What about a G string cleaner, male or female….? It’s funny how all the friends come over when this happens!

All telegrams professionally performed, by seasoned perfromers  in the best possible taste.

We will do any thing funny but dress up in a cheap mass produced Chicken suit!

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